Your concise analysis has warmed this reader’s heart today, my good fellow

I wonder if anyone remembers what Lisa Maffia told them in 2003?

I still get the shakes

Do you have a swap partition mounted?

Uh oh I’m getting this screen now:

978k

944k!

1hr more and its 890k

I dont get it, what’s this got to do with the petition?

My brother and I discovered the new Gulliver…

And what about the Dillos who don’t want to be armed?

I do agree there are less variables, I’m just trying to shake off the image of a homeless person watching these dogs being treated with more humanity than they were ever given.

Though as someone who doesn’t freely welcome the homeless into my home, I’m definitely not blind to the real danger that can arise from doing so

Dont they… dont they piss on the seats? And why dogs over humans?

If it’s not normal to wake up in the middle of night with palpatations and existential dread caused by an overload of caffeine/sugar/terrible world, then I don’t know what normal is

I think as long as you strike a chord with your community, you could easily sell your wares.

Every saturday morning, setup a table with your latest stuff outside your house, offer free coffee, a chair for you and an extra for a passerby, casually read a book, and smile at people as they walk by

How dare you! You don’t know me!

Not pictured: the anteater under her dress.

*straightens tie*
“Still got it!”

Climate Scientists:

• The lightbulb is broken, and there’s reason to believe that the ceiling might cave in
• Offers advice on how to fix the contacts, or to replace the bulb entirely, or put up struts to support the ceiling in an impassioned plea to the higher ups.
• CTO is committed already to candles, CFO wants to wait and see what happens, and CEO labels it as a marketing problem.

stererypical, more like stare a RIP ickle, amirite