Billionaires hate him, genocide enablers hate him, fascists hate him, Nazis hate him, government criminals hate him, citizen concerned for fellow citizens love him.

This Texan Jew is about to send some donations to a Yankee antisemite.
*references to antisemitism are sarcasm based on comments from people who apparently loooove fascism*

More like the “Fart Toot Caca,” amirite???
* Hold for nonexistent applause *

My badge is from Canada; it attends college there.

Most mid Oreo I’ve ever tried. Not bad enough to be bad, but very far from good. Kinda waxy tasting.

If I’d purchased a random assorted Gamesa pack, I’d think they tried and failed to mimick https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abuelita and failed. The fact that Nabisco made this tells me that someone asked “what’ll the Mexicans eat?” and farted out this idea, concluding it’s good enough for the most milquetoast Latinx corporate campaign ever.

They probably asked chat-gpt if they should add AI to Barbie and were told, “That’s a great idea! You’re right that such an important high-selling product would be improved by letting children talk directly to it.”

Also, can’t wait to jailbreak my Barbie and install llama2-uncensored on it so that it can call Ken a deadbeat shithead.

- Empire TSA agent

Fuck…

Could you imagine getting fired by your AI CEO because it hallucinated your name into an AI-generated post mortem of a crash caused by AI-generated code

Trying to force the singularity, I see

It’s wildly offensive and arguably shouldn’t have been made. But occasionally, there’s something funny in it.

Marshall is the person you call for at Laser Quest when some griefer won’t stop covering their sensors and tailing you.

Stomp my snake balls

My friend gave me his old 6800, so I sunk the money for a TH3 P4G3 (I don’t know why the model name says “the page,” but it’s really easy to remember!)

I chose the LeGo specifically for the FPS mouse because my primary intended use for the LeGo was photo editing and graphic design. When copilot showed up on my LeGo one day, I decided I’d rather own a brick than that completely ruined operating system, so I wiped everything and went for Linux. I still haven’t acclimated to photo editing on Linux, but holy shit, inkscape is fucking amazing.

On Windows, using the eGPU was a whole song and dance involving lots of incantations and magic. On Bazzite, it’s plug and go. It’s stunning being able to play Diablo 4 on ultra settings at 1200 resolution and 60-90 fps, should I want to, or on medium settings if I just want to chill and fuck around on an 8-inch screen.

The LeGo is the first piece of technology that I pre-ordered on the day sales started, and it’s the first computer that I’m considering replacing with its upgrade so soon. Depending on reviews, I might try to sell this one and upgrade to the 2 if I can actually take advantage of the extra RAM and upgraded FPS mouse. A current project I’m working on is remapping the buttons on the mouse and controller as input for plover, so that I can type and navigate in a totally comfortable, ergonomic position and potentially speed up my design/dev work.

I know that last paragraph had nothing to do with our previous exchange, but there ya have it. Nice to chat with someone who understands the joys of owning a Go.

A fellow LeGo owner! Yaaayyyy!!!

I’ve been rocking Bazzite consistently for a little over 6 months now, having switched between the big three Linux distros for a while. Other than the benefit of “it ain’t Windows,” I’m incredibly impressed by how hooking up my eGPU to the LeGo on Bazzite * just works. *

It’s the land of the free.

Let’s fight! Please don’t hit me too hard, I have American health insurance. Have some sympathy for your enemy?

Boy is my face gonna be red when they “deport” my ass because I’m Jewish. So many people in my community still think the leopards are gonna get full before eating their faces.

Would she notice a pea under some pee all over her mattress?

I’m seriously going to hold you to that. If you recommend tomatoes, I’ll start with that, thank you!

I so badly want to get into gardening and grafting fruit onto trees around town, but I have a brown thumb. When I ignore my yard, I grow the most gorgeous fields of flowers, trees, and other plants mildly toxic to my dogs. But anytime I actually try… I’ve killed succulents…