I’ve never seen one with a clip.

I don’t think I’d ever be ready for that hand job.

I should have bought one of those. I did some anonymous trail maintenance myself and used a hand chainsaw (chainsaw blade with a handle at each end). It was a nightmare because the chain kept getting stuck.

Good on you for doing that, I’m one of the people who would really appreciate that!

Honestly, it’s much more versatile:

“Heck you man, I’ll heck you up so bad you’ll hecking wish you hecked up and went to heck.”

❗

Instructions unclear.

I just dumped all of my NaOH into my HCl and the flask is getting really hot.

What do now?

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I think it’s more likely that he’ll hang himself, but I guess there’s a chance that he’ll stab himself dozens of times in the neck and chest.

I’m sure PETA will continue to do their part as well.

Sounds like the most extreme of the climate and animal rights activists are about to get a dream come true.

I still use Facebook for family and friends. They aren’t going to switch and would sooner leave social media altogether.

I spend about five minutes or less a day on FB but I only check my friends feed. Aside from that, I don’t enjoy the majority of the content I see on FB and choose not to engage with it.

Go for it.

Got 'em!

It’s be hard to fight what you can’t see.

That’s why I don’t wear ponchos; don’t want people thinking I’m gay.

I’ll stick with my tie-dye umbrella thank you very much!

Maybe a pixel or two.

I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY

Honestly surprised I didn’t see more Portal quotes earlier today!

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

I really wish SW ran on Linux. That would get me to switch over entirely.