Its also exactly the kind of thing you’d expect to read about in the onion.

This is beyond mear irony.

In capitalist America, Ambulance chases you.

I don’t think you’re allowed to burn boy scouts.

You seem like someone who would ask “why should I vote for better oppression?” without a hint of irony.

Still, it’s good to see that you’ll be alright, either way. That’s good to know, at least. I’m glad you won’t be effected by any of this.

Imo, you deserved better than that.

Also, an okay-ish self depicting gag is often a good off ramp, if there’s no genuine ill will between people. I usually take them, as it keeps things light.

Not being horrible. I just wish someone had told me stuff like that. I’m not saying you’re young. Im just saying, I have too many grey hairs for your mom jokes.

But, If it makes you feel any better, I wish I wasn’t too old for them too.

Jokes on you. I’m wet from both.

Oh, is that what that thing was? I wondered why i kept getting wet.

We should build some kind of a moat around the UK. If we manage that, while not full proof, I have no doubt that banning it in the UK will be easier to do than somewhere without a moat.

Are you trying to tell me that the spirit of capitalism won’t return to us, dressed in the splendor of new technology, to absolve us of our past planetary transgressions, and take us to a new, perfect place amongst the stars where we will live in profit and harmony for ever?

Well, thats the second time I’ve fallen for that story…

Because law enforcement tend not to listen to random people making wild accusations online.

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Always knew he was a sex pervert

That’s basically what I meant but you fleshed it out more.

Yeah, there probably is more that can be tried and maybe I’m being unkind to the format. Its not the formats fault.

Capitalism kills creativity. Thats why nearly every game is that exact same GTA, third person view game, just put in a new setting.

No one can take a risk and everything has to be as similar to the things that made money before, as possible. Everything has to be aimed at as wide an audience as possible, inevitably pleasing no one.

Oh, so just like the bible then.

I always knew that mountain was cool really.

I think its a very specific kind of person myself. Noy necessarily stupid, although many of them are.

To me, the person they target the best is both A) people who are easy to wind up and B) the kind who’ll, despite even knowing they know nothing about a given subject, will, if they hear something they just don’t like, will declare it to be bullshit and will never, ever back down from that regardless.

Now, I’m not saying China are the good guys or anything, god no, but, if I wanted to stop a rouge intelligence agency from selling herion to fund secret, illegal wars around the world id invent fentanyl.

Let gaza be an example for AntiZionists.

Don’t worry, they’ve seen examples of illegal European settler colonialism and genocide before. They dont need all these new examples.

You can play something like dota with people on a very basic computer and okayish connection. You’ll always find matches too.