Linux horror tales

I decide

thats intresting… the site crashed my phone lll

but not without wheels (i think)

my bike is broken

going to the gym by car would be ironic too

well, too much water can actually lead to death or coma (trust me, I saw a video on this!)

no? you can kill yourself anytime you want. why would we wanna make some asshole rich for killing people who couldve done it for free?

Browser is so slow in my phone that searching the web is a tedious Chore, using any site is clunky and most of the time impossible. Apps often work fine

this kind of thing has saved my life so many times, please keep doing it! also I get a little excited when someone replies to an old post.

which Browser works? i tried several.

edit: i think i read it wrong, anyways, if you figured out how to solve it, please tell.

hmmm… I never tried out pixelfed. I will now.

edit: oauth not working :/

and they’re all cesspools

call me a racist but Korea is a cesspool

what??? I have NEvER and I mean NEVER!!! seen a microwave with buttons EVER!!! in real life.

my microwave has a wheel

both are f’n ugly as hell and unusable fucking eye targeting missile

yeah, the legt space should be replaced with a sharp knife for vegetables

nobody gonna ask how you found it?

Debian

the keyboard broke