Please Microsoft! If you could improve the colors of the squares in teams that would be awesome! When I present a PowerPoint presentation I like to open it directly on browser next to my porn and I love to see lots of colorful squares all around the thing I’m trying to read to them. Incredibly useful! Please make the people squares a good 3 or 4 times the current size, that would help a lot! And don’t even try single button full screening anything for me! Fuck F11! Give me ctrl-Alt-prtscrn-elbow mash keypad. That’s the best combination!

You will not install AI on heavy objects with the purpose of dropping them on soldiers’ legs to mame only. Any AI installed on anvils must cause irreversible death within a period of 1 second.

Gemini!!! That’s old news!

Introducing… drumroll please!!!

Stacy!

She has big tits! Tell her things about yourself 😜😅! C’mon! You won’t regert it! We…er…she’s looking for everyday conversation that can be used against you in a court of AI powered law 3 years from now! Do you even know what that means!!!

Didn’t you steal great students before from somewhere?

The new shortcut for screenshots:

Alt - Ctrl - drill to the eye 👁️. Yeah you can use the same eye socket multiple times for now. It’s a known 🐛 bug, but they are going to fix it.

We are sorry. So sorry indeed man! We are sorry that because of a pandemic many people in the industry had to move to safe locations and realize how much better those places were so they’re not going back. We’re sorry to have inconvenienced your game play. But we’re working hard to get you to pay another salary’s worth on the next tumb raider! We promised so much many more transistors that the boob wobble will be endless! Thru AI, anything is possible!

This is exactly what using AI feels like:

https://youtu.be/lM0teS7PFMo?

It’s just an example. I did get useful code from all this effort but usually the first prompt gets the closest. Everything else is like a bad genie story. Exactly like this: https://youtu.be/lM0teS7PFMo?si=yMtEaVkpSrn9q5Ap

Also it is pure junk. Chat-GPT code may come out fast on the screen but it’s garbage. I tried python and c++ both just pure garbage. Sure I got it to do what I wanted but only after a day of hair pulling repetitive madness. Simple task, open an image and invert it . Then we’ll it opened the image but didn’t invert. Or maybe it’s upside down. Can you open the image right side up and invert it…fuck fuck, why is the window full screen? Did I ask for full screen, shit heavens no! Anyway it’s a fuckin idiot just rambling code at me.

Whatever passage that was, it would be funny to make the republicans use it for important debates or speeches without knowing the context until a couple of weeks before elections. LOL, big guys in big stupid trucks with “Genesis 9-11” or “Jeremiah 666” of whatever it was. I read that book, I don’t know what in it could have someone do crazy things…but then again I did read it and they do crazy things in it.

29 you say? Well there’s no time to waste! How old is she now? There’s a ton of stuff to get done before 29 comes around!

My office smells like beans some days and other days like pasta and other days like chocolate chip or even jalapenos. It depends on what smelly food I have for lunch.

LOL. Hey, it’s a really bad script that locks up your computer if you run it. So it’s not nothing!

But you wouldn’t do that right? You wouldn’t download a car!

Nah, mah man! I’m just a real really really hot looking chick with very large boobs that are still normal looking and pinup. I happen to be really good at using chat gpt to make fun of it.

You know, AI was able to lock up my computer in less than a minute! Do you know how long it would take for me to do the same?

I know python, but the exploration here is about how AI is all hype and 0 shits given to quality. It doesn’t know it has made a little mistake or a big one. It doesn’t actually know anything. It just sort of meanders from the question to the answer and it writes what other people might have written if they had written the previous 10 lines too.

It does has to be fast enough that you can transfer the files to a different disk within your lifetime.

Okay 👍 you are right.

Fujimori died today… Fuji who? I rest your case.

If you download it and accidentally run it. I think you would think otherwise. A virus is any malicious code. It doesn’t have to be made with a special virus API. Literally you can make viruses that only run on Microsoft Excel.

But AI is helping level that field.