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Formerly on .world.

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Cake day: July 4th, 2023

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  • Unless you go once near a beach and a single grain of sand gets past the airtight bag the phone was in and the Totally-IP67-We-Swear phone chassis and is fucking destroys the screen from the inside, with a repair bill worthy of a new phone because “that kind of damage is not under warranty”.

    Source : happened to one of my best friends. Fuck you with a folding dildo, Samsung.


















  • Ok, opposite take.

    Somebody with business knowledge with just enough technical Excel knowledge to cobble together a 5000 lines monstrosity of unreadable, unmaintainable python+pandas workbook that needs 2 painful hours of single-threaded processing time each run, with zero understanding of general development best practices, technical or organizational constraints, who asks us tu put their shitstain straight in production today because our fucking moron of a manager told them so.

    Said shitstain could have been replaced by a 2h workshop and a couple of sql queries.

    Said shitstain crashed almost daily in production. The running costs alone would have been offset in a month by a 1 week refacto.

    Fuck this place. I’m glad I left before becoming insane.