i just want a phone that constantly spies on me and sends recordings back to mama cloud….

we need math in programming because math is the best language for describing the universe…
you don’t really need much to do a lot of stuff, but it’s a very math like thing… the computer was invented as a general purpose math machine, programming languages are rather similar to math… variables, functions, etc….
imo they make students take way too much math and it ends up being “just prove that you could do this, not that you’ll need to”.
like, “multivariable calculus with analytic geometry” isn’t needed for anything unless you’re doing scientific work….

not just in Dallas

that was real

best game ever

Now I don’t know, but I been told
It’s hard to run with the weight of gold
Other hand I have heard it said
It’s just as hard with the weight of lead…

yeah, i agree; you’re not a doctor…

that’s pretty creepy

no you shouldn’t

wouldn’t night be a lot longer, proportionally?

yep, it was a pun
in this case: pussy = cat or vagina, and wet = water or sexually aroused
so, the bawdy humor here is, “wet pussy” referring to both a literally wet cat, and op’s preference to see a sexually aroused vagina.

it’s a stupid joke but it’s not that deep

sometimes you really do need to wash a cat… for medical reasons or it’s covered in crude oil or something…
otherwise this is just animal torture and that person is going to get doxxed…
also not funny
(see also the documentary: “Don’t Fuck with Cats”)
(no, that’s really the name and it started with torturing a cat in the shower)

which is just the less fancy way of saying, “on the cloud”

that’s why you don’t cd into the directory you’re removing…

i feel like the kind of person that wants that is exactly the kind of person that shouldn’t have it.

weed jesus, santa barbara, california

time zones makes sense… daylight savings time does not…

every day, we get a little bit closer to having a real hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy…

you too

meh