minus-squarezerosignal@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoDoes that mean when a plane crashes, it wasn’t flying? FLIGHT SAFETY INVESTIGATORS HATE THIS ONE TRICK linkfedilink
zerosignal@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agowhat do you call a water-skiing man with no arms and no legs?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down14
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zerosignal@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoDid you hear about the dwarf psychic that broke out of prison?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down122
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minus-squarezerosignal@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•Do our phones listen to our conversations? The answer is complicated.linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoGoogle used to respond to “OK Jarvis” and maybe a couple other things back when it was new. I haven’t tried it in a long time to see if it works anymore though. linkfedilink
minus-squarezerosignal@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•If you value privacy, ditch Chrome and switch to Firefox nowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI’m reading this on Vivaldi right now. linkfedilink
Does that mean when a plane crashes, it wasn’t flying?
FLIGHT SAFETY INVESTIGATORS HATE THIS ONE TRICK