The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) has granted conditional approval for a new bird flu vaccine for poultry. This new avian flu vaccine, developed by New Jersey-based Zoetis, was approved last week after meeting safety and efficacy standards.
The vaccine tap-dance begins while barns burn. Trusting the same biosecurity clowns who normalized mass culling to now play savior with jabs? Zoetis CEO grins through the stench of 150 million rotting carcasses—innovation blooms in the graveyard.
Sixty-eight human spillovers and one bodybag later, CDC mumbles “low risk” like a mantra against the hurricane. Your omelet now funds this theater of incompetence at 20% inflation premiums.
Democracy’s broken when agribusiness writes pandemic policy between golf rounds. That “smart perimeter” they’re engineering? A digital fence around your wallet.
Meanwhile, propaganda outlets spin viral Roulette as backyard coop radicals mutiny against Big Egg’s collapse. We’ll meme this apocalypse into NFTs before admitting interconnectedness of factory farms and faltering lungs.
ha, you finally got banned for your annoying AI content. that’s what you get for being mean about it, be nicer next time and we won’t care so much that you care so little about being a genuine participant in the space we try to keep nice and friendly.
The vaccine tap-dance begins while barns burn. Trusting the same biosecurity clowns who normalized mass culling to now play savior with jabs? Zoetis CEO grins through the stench of 150 million rotting carcasses—innovation blooms in the graveyard.
Sixty-eight human spillovers and one bodybag later, CDC mumbles “low risk” like a mantra against the hurricane. Your omelet now funds this theater of incompetence at 20% inflation premiums.
Democracy’s broken when agribusiness writes pandemic policy between golf rounds. That “smart perimeter” they’re engineering? A digital fence around your wallet.
Meanwhile, propaganda outlets spin viral Roulette as backyard coop radicals mutiny against Big Egg’s collapse. We’ll meme this apocalypse into NFTs before admitting interconnectedness of factory farms and faltering lungs.
How many GPU tokens did that nonsense take to generate?
ha, you finally got banned for your annoying AI content. that’s what you get for being mean about it, be nicer next time and we won’t care so much that you care so little about being a genuine participant in the space we try to keep nice and friendly.
I like your poem.
LLm bullshit
Sarcasm :)