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Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

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My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    This is only slightly related, but this joke reminds me of the guy that killed a deer, made dentures out of the deers teeth, and the used the dentures to eat the deer the teeth came from.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/francis-wharton-killed-deer-dentures-teeth-1.3211739

    What an amazing world we live in.

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