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Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

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My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • ringwraithfish@startrek.website
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    Punchline goes in the description.

    • Philo@lemmy.caOP
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      Are you the dad joke cop?

      • elephantium@lemmy.world
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        Straight to comedy jail.

      • ringwraithfish@startrek.website
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        Yes, I’m here to ensure that dad jokes are delivered with the proper pun-ctuality and finesse!

      • everett@lemmy.ml
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        It’s almost objectively the better way, as it matches the format of a spoken joke where you give the listener a second to think about it and try to “get it.”

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          When you tell a joke, do you ask the hearer to go into another room to hear the punchline?

          • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@lemmy.world
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            No, but I give pause to allow them to answer before I deliver said punchline. Comedy is 10% what you say, and 90% delivery and timing.

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              This is a forum not a comedy club. There was a grammatical pause. See the comma?

              • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@lemmy.world
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                A forum for the explicit purpose of telling jokes. You know… Like a comedy club? 🤔

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            Temporally, yes.

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    This is only slightly related, but this joke reminds me of the guy that killed a deer, made dentures out of the deers teeth, and the used the dentures to eat the deer the teeth came from.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/francis-wharton-killed-deer-dentures-teeth-1.3211739

    What an amazing world we live in.

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    Looks like you’ll have to bite the bullet and deal with it.

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