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Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

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My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Philo@lemmy.caOP
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    1 year ago

    Are you the dad joke cop?

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      Straight to comedy jail.

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      Yes, I’m here to ensure that dad jokes are delivered with the proper pun-ctuality and finesse!

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      It’s almost objectively the better way, as it matches the format of a spoken joke where you give the listener a second to think about it and try to “get it.”

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        When you tell a joke, do you ask the hearer to go into another room to hear the punchline?

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          No, but I give pause to allow them to answer before I deliver said punchline. Comedy is 10% what you say, and 90% delivery and timing.

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            This is a forum not a comedy club. There was a grammatical pause. See the comma?

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              A forum for the explicit purpose of telling jokes. You know… Like a comedy club? 🤔

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          Temporally, yes.

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