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OP’s mom’s pussy is so big, Thanos had to snap twice.
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Got em!
There was a time it would’ve fit on a floppy
This is really nonsensical. It could fit on a piece of paper in font size 8 if you go back far enough and “stretch” the definition of Internet.
Not true. The first document on the internet was, in fact, 7 pages in 8pt font.
It was the New Purchase brochure from a Packard Bell 286 4MHz from Circuit City transcribed into .doc format.
Yeah, but if you wrote really small on a note card you could have used the entire internet on a test!
And were all 7 of those pages uploaded at the same time? Ha, gotchu now! (But for real, is .doc that old?)
According to wikipedia, “Microsoft has used the extension since 1983.”
Ha! So not as old as me
Lol, no idea
First spam
“Congratulations on buying a Packard Bell computer. Would you like to register me?”
Welcome to Packard Bell Navigator!
[ ] YES
[ ] Maybe Later
This is actually exactly why I love the internet
Anyone remember that offline Wikipedia reader that had the whole text of English wiki on it? I always thought it was neat.
You can still download an archive of Wikipedia today, and it’s smaller than you’d expect
How big do I expect it to be?
At least twelve megabytes. Probably even more.
Bigger than it actually is
Q.E.D.
No, but i do remember Microsoft Encarta 98
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Nowadays there’s Kiwix
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://m.piped.video/watch?v=1lRI35gKSPA
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand.
The unmatched power of the sun, even?
The power of Sun Microsystems in the palm of my hand
Unix noises
Wait, what does that sound like?
If you believe The Big Bang Theory there’s a time the entirety of everything would have fit onto the device you’re currently browsing on.
Instructions unclear, universe exploded my phone when I tried to fit it inside
Now that’s gonna be one spicy pillow
What if I don’t believe it?
If your lack of belief in it changed the actual reality of things, I’m pretty sure that’d make you God.
And just like that, God existed
Not necessarily. All we know is that everything seemed to come from a single point, on a cosmic scale. However, at that scale, our entire galaxy would be considered a single point.
What we do know is that everything is expanding, and that it was homogeneous by the point that it cooled enough to cease being a plasma (and so opaque to light). It could have been a vast area that suddenly spawned matter/energy, rather than a single point.
The entirety of the internet on my toilet.
Back in like 2005 or 2006, I remember posting an article to Fark about a company that wanted to make a laptop that had the entire internet cached on it so you could browse the web offline. That was almost 20 years ago and I remember saying “they have seriously underestimated the amount of porn on the internet.”
I remember when EverQuest Luclin expansion recommend 512mb of RAM and we all thought that was nuts.
And they still recommended two 256mb sticks instead of one 512…
There is a time where the entire universe could of fit in the volume of your phone.
There also was a time when the entirety of the human language would fit in this thread.
We have a great great great great … grandfather that was a single cell.
Your ellipsis is too long. It’s like dot dot dot …. it just keeps going on and on and on
grunts approval
grunts dismissive mocking
Grunt grunt, grunt /s
grunts don’t make me turn this mammoth around
grunts gotta go potty
No it wouldn’t since it wasn’t made at thr time.
English not your first language? No worries, see the “would have”? That phrase signifies a hypothetical - I’ll leave you to ponder what hypothetical situation could be meant in this particular case, but spoiler: it involves comparing features of things that were constructed in different time frames.
Why don’t you go figure out what a shower thought is before berating this guy.
I’m not berating, I’m helping clear up some confusion about the conditionals.
I wonder when smartphones with a capacity of 40 zettabytes will officially come out. Then we can post this all over again.
and it was more diverse, surprising, and engaging than what the have now.
Get rid of videos and we probably still could.
Wikipedia is ridiculously small
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