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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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    Try spending a $2 bill at any register manned by someone under the age of 40.

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      The $2 bill exists to give people the superpower to win arguments with minimum wage retail workers.

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      He pays the $114 installation charge with 57 crisp new $2 bills … finds himself transported to the Baltimore County lockup in Cockeysville, where he’s handcuffed to a pole for three hours while the U.S. Secret Service is called into the case.

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        That writer really knows how to end an article on a downer

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      I actually had a clerk at a gas station tell me that it “wasn’t american money”. I love $2 bills tho

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