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copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Yes, your illegal Columbian girlfriend should also be deported

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Yes, your illegal Columbian girlfriend should also be deported

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copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    Can we deport this inbred, middle-school-educated Trump supporter and keep the Colombian industrial engineer instead?

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      I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.

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        … Antarctica doesn’t seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn’t deport him back to us.

        Could we Try there?

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          So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There’s entire deserts that would love to have him

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            You make a good point.

            The sand consumes all.

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            The penguins must feed

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          You’d be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.

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        Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

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        How about the sun?

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          Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It’s interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun

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            To be perfectly honest, I’m not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.

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            Aren’t the calculations easy? The energy is insane though.

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            Oh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?

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          Where is Superman when we need him?

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        The ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.

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        Colombia? Duh.

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