Stop using Twitter.

Or not badly enough for a 9 point swing anyway.

Don’t look up Kenneth Copeland. He looks like Edgar from Men In Black. After the bugs took over.

I’m not going to say I definitely don’t have a PS/2 keyboard somewhere in the basement, but that box got thrown away at least a decade ago.

It predates SpongeBob by quite a bit.

https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-origin-of-the-sarcastic-worlds-smallest-violin

And an emulator doesn’t require you to find a PS/2 keyboard.

I am Spartacus Joe Biden.

He didn’t even offer her a horse.

It’s entirely possible she wasn’t going to endorse anyone until Trump started with the AI saying she endorsed him.

Not the Little Mermaid parody song I was hoping for.

That acorn was coming straight at him.

If you can find a way to embed this in every possible gun design maybe.

And they’re taking away his guns because he’s clearly not responsible, right? Right?

I remember thinking it was bs when half life 2 required a steam account and now everyone loves it.

I mean, yeah, I think it’s entirely possible that children are given homework assignments to see what their representatives are posting on official government accounts.

If “keep that shit on your personal account and off the work computer” is prudish, then so be it.

I would prefer official government accounts not share any hardcore porn. That one just happened to be incest themed.

is now the Joe Rogan of

No thanks.

At least Ted wasn’t retweeting step-sibling porn again. So, it’s an improvement.

It’s cool, the colors are just for aesthetics. Internally they’re all connected to the same USB controller chip anyway.

/s probably

Edit: it was a joke. I know blue means 3.

That place shut down, there’s a new place there now.

Yes, it’s got the same staff as the old one, but I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.