You’re not wrong

It’s really not

The timing of this triggers my paranoid suspicions

These people are so fucking stupid

I got so excited, and now I am weeping inside because there is no MacOS version 😔

How dare you besmirch the glory that was WordPerfect!

I guess Google didn’t bribe hard enough

Well, wouldn’t you?

That’s the question. That’s when we find out whether a constitutional crisis is the order of the day.

They order those in charge to bring the detainees back immediately, and if they don’t do it, the judges dispatch the US Marshalls to arrest them.

We in the US would also like to not rely on the US software companies

All nimbly pimbly?

A private organization, in a privately owned building, on private property? Yeah nothing to see here whatsoever.

“Avoiding confusion and reducing the time spent understanding compliance may allow businesses to deliver price relief to consumers,” the press release said.

“Which we will achieve by removing the instructions for how to do these things.” - these assholes, apparently.

Take that,cripples! No jobs for you anymore! Get to the back of the welfare line, if you can get get up the stairs to the office! Also, welfare has a work requirement now! Muhahahaha!

Fucking hell…

Oh no. All that faith I had in Nestle.

I can’t find a flaw in this logic

It’s definitely micro-plastic fibers now

Good thing Zuck has to deal with all those terrible consequences resulting from his country-sized expenditure on the failed metaverse project.

I can only hope that the pettiness of these actions, and the subsequent attention it is drawing to what small people the perpetrators are, does more to harm their racist agenda than it ever could to bolster it.

I love how Dolby content doesn’t work with my Hue sync box!