I personally think that only about 70% of melon should be liquidated, and the rest should be on a pike at the south end of tower bridge

Heey I didn’t think they’d eat my face

I mean yeah, except for the fact that the wife is now ‘detained with ice’ which doesn’t sound like a good time

Well, that was stupid wasn’t it

Trump take egg :,(

What colour is that then maybe a nice light tiffany blue?

I fucking hate this melon guy, you know

Bit exciting m8 x

That’s not a very dull question, could you tone it down a bit?

Gaslighting narcissists are likely to repeatedly gaslight under any circumstances, including where a more reasonable person would not do that

What a bunch of pricks

Okay this is the real news isn’t it? Do you think the theatre with Zelensky was simply a cover for this?

Based take

This is one of those clips I just don’t really want to watch, you know? Like two beheadings one cup sort of thing

It’s pretty safe to assume the exact opposite of anything Elmo says. Think of it like the inverse Cramer.

It’s the half hour that’s important, really

Very gross, in fact

Oh right here we go

Oh wow who could have predicted this

And jaw widening or whatever it’s called no way their head is supposed to be that shape