And combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.

You know you can get salmonella from plants too, right? And you’re less likely to fully cook them.

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What if it’s an infinitely mighty boot? Ya know what’d make it even more mighty? Existing. Therefore it already exists. Start licking!

I just did a theology!

“And if you don’t support killing them, you support terrorists, mmmkaaaaayyyy” — Bill Maher

That’s how you sell the plan to republican lawmakers.

the judiciary can ask

Ask whom?

And with no profit motive, you can have better access in less profitable neighborhoods.

Sure, and scare quotes are fine, too. But anybody who’s ever read one page of any randomly selected story should understand their primary use.

That said, I’ll never condone using quotation marks for emphasis.

“Here’s how Bernie could still win”

Because it’s a quotation. Quotation marks aren’t just scare quotes, they’re also for quotations.

Luckily Ego has stuck with the same 56 volt batteries, just offering them in different capacities but all interchangeable. When they need more, they just take more of them; my pressure washer takes two batteries, and their riding lawn mowers take four. They’re made to scale to plan against needing a new architecture in the future.

The limit of that, however, is that they can’t make small devices since their only battery size is huge, so I have to use a different ecosystem for things like drills, drivers, and sanders. But Ego is so much better than the alternatives for lawn care that it’s worth the extra chargers.

Counterpoint: your mom

And uses the same battery as my pressure washer, lawn mower, weed eater, edger (giggity), misting fan, and chainsaw. It really is a great line of products.

I tend to for leaf removal. The mounds of leaves get too large for a blower to handle.

The blower is more for gutter-cleaning, blowing random woods-generated debris off the porch and deck, and blowing lawn clippings off the sidewalk/street/driveway/walkway back into my lawn.

Or clean your gutters?

Even battery powered ones? I’d only heard of bans on gas ones.

Luckily I own a battery powered one owned by a giant multinational gas company (Ego/Chevron)!

yer mum

Oh no I am not flower yet you pollinate 🥺