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copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Yes, your illegal Columbian girlfriend should also be deported

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Yes, your illegal Columbian girlfriend should also be deported

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copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    *moot

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      Can we deport this inbred, middle-school-educated Trump supporter and keep the Colombian industrial engineer instead?

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        I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.

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          … Antarctica doesn’t seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn’t deport him back to us.

          Could we Try there?

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            So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There’s entire deserts that would love to have him

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              You make a good point.

              The sand consumes all.

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              The penguins must feed

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            You’d be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.

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          Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

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          How about the sun?

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            Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It’s interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun

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              To be perfectly honest, I’m not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.

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              Aren’t the calculations easy? The energy is insane though.

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              Oh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?

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            Where is Superman when we need him?

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          The ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.

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          Colombia? Duh.

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          deleted by creator

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        That’s an insult to unicycles.

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      No, no. It’s moo; like a cow.

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        How can a cow have a point!?

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          It’s like a cow’s opinion… it’s “moo”.

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          That’s the point, he don’t have a cow

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          If it’s a unicowrn?

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          Them big ole cows with them horns whats in them roe-dee-oes with them there fellers a-hangin on their backs an also I think in italy where fokes go a-runnin alongside them cows seem to have two pretty dang-on good points atop their haids f’yous ta ask me

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        Have I been living with Joey too long, or did that actually make sense?

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        No it’s μ

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        For all the people not getting the joke.

        https://youtu.be/WGRzc9vN2T0?si=9tHaui1R4ugzEN6M

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      Also *too.

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