• protovack@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    don’t worry, pfizer has something for you. something recently patented. it’s the best thing ever. just ask your doctor. they love when people do that. if you weren’t paddleboarding with a golden retriever against a golden sunset already, you will be soon. at least in your own mind.

    young people these days are so motivated to diagnose themselves. did you ever stop to think, maybe if you actually did go paddleboarding with your dog more, you wouldn’t need anxiety medications?