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News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

The Us asks Denmark for extra eggs

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The Us asks Denmark for extra eggs

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News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

USA beder Danmark om æg

Æg – eller mangel på samme – er blevet et varmt politisk emne i USA, og nu har landet rakt ud til Danmark for at høre, om vi kan eksportere æg til landet. Det ...

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Buy Manhattan for some eggs and blankets

Spoiler: the blankets are infected with measles
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  If you really wanted to screw them over, you would infect the blankets with measles vaccine.
  
  Wait until they wrap the blanket around themselves and then jump out from behind the door and shout “haha! You’re now immune to measles! Sucker!”

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