A new report from the Wall Street Journal shows that Hegseth is starting to see elusive leakers in his nightmares. According to the outlet, Hegseth threatened top officials with lie-detector tests to root out media sources on recent embarrassing stories.
Install a mirror in his office. He’ll find the leaker right away.
Either that or he’ll get shitfaced and try to fight himself.
“Who the fffuch’re yoo, Bro?! Thish ish MY fucheen offish, BRO!”