President Donald Trump says he has ordered the justice department to produce additional documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
“Based on the ridiculous amount of publicity given to Jeffrey Epstein, I have asked Attorney General Pam Bondi to produce any and all pertinent Grand Jury testimony, subject to Court approval,” he said.
It’s unclear if Trump is authorising the public release of these documents. Such action would typically require court approval.
Yeah Bondi, slap together some more doctored BS to tell whatever story you need to tell. Maybe more “raw unedited footage” pasted together and missing 3 minutes.
Y’all are getting too hung up on the word “produce” when the real issue is that a grand jury transcript is a miniscule subset of the documents people actually want to see.
We want the full video of the cell. Fucking deep state fucker.
“Also, I don’t draw pictures,” Trump said on social media in response to the story.
Of course he doesn’t draw pictures. Artistic creation would require one to have a soul or some sense of joy.
He does draw, he has several doodles with his stupid signature. None have any soul.
it would be heavily redacted of trump, or any of the donors.
“Shredding them now, Sir!”
Knowing how incompetent they are, I won’t be surprised if they release a spreadsheet with a second tab they don’t notice labelled “Donald’s rape list”
Yeah, they can start with the actual unedited video.
Sounds like the files have been “fixed” so the orange rapist’s name won’t be found on the new and improved documents. All okay now.
This is like trying to get his tax returns… 😒
Cue the news conference where she pulls out a 2000 page binder that she claims are the documents, only to just be blank pages.
2000pages, thats pretty heavy
I heard Trump has binders full of children.
It’s an old reference, but it checks out.
Binder? I don’t even know her!
Never stopped Trump before!
Man those were simpler times—kinda. But the tea party era led us directly to where we are now
You read that right, not photos, actual children, 3-rings.
I’m sure they will somehow, implicate Joe Binder in it.
Hunter Biden*
Hunter Binder*
This is the way.
Is that his BDSM name?
Bad Democrat! Send Memes!
Also happy cake day
Nah they will inexplicably only name Democrats, there won’t be a single Republican name in there
Can’t pull the same gag twice, surely?
Wait, didn’t they say there are NO files? What files are they gonna release? The inconsistencies here will blow some people’s minds.
They converted it into a pdf.
Ah yes… The pdfiles
I need that nothing to PDF converter! oh, it’s just grok? nevermind…
There is no Excel spreadsheet named Epsteins_Client_List.xslx
Ergo, no files.
duh, because it’s
.xlsxThese seem like the kind of people who use spaces, not underscores, in their file names.
also i bet they don’t use spreadsheets… more like pdf files 🥁
And it’s still .xls
Sounds like the Dumbass-in-Chief wants that twat to throw together a list of names and claim it’s the Epstein list. Bet all the names will be Democrats.
that twat
I once used the word “twat” around my then-girlfriend. She said “you’re pronouncing that wrong.” WTF? “It’s pronounced twah.” Turns out she thought I and everybody else who used that word were trying to say the French word toit. No idea why she thought people were trying to use “roof” as an insult.
Shut up ya roof
It’s pronounced ruff.
🐕the fuck you just say?
I hear lots of Americans online trying to use it and pronouncing it wrong (twot). It’s twat, tw-at. Maybe they think we all say it like that?
OMG! I just realized Brits and Americans pronounce some words differently! Try saying “tuna” properly.
How do you pronounce swamp?
They pronounce it “PAR-luh-ment”.
Made this joke at work. It’ll be
- Colin Kaepernick
- Obama’s wife(not even Michelle it’ll just say Obama’s wife)
- Greta Thunberg
That made me laugh out loud. It will probably say Obama Wife
If democratic personnel are thrown under the bus, they’ll drag everyone else down with them.
If there was anything worth seeing surely Ghislane would’ve used it to get out of jail
Please let this backfire spectacularly
I don’t see how it could possibly help him. It’s just going to keep the story in the media, longer it stays in the news cycle the bigger it snowballs.
More likely let it stay in the media and give them boring shit until something else catches peoples attention.
Distraction from something worse, probably.
This distraction rhetoric is fucking stupid. They are doing a lot of bad things at the same time so you cant focus on all of it at once. they don’t care what you’re focusing on just that not everyone is focused on the same things so a group is harder to form. It’s why we (the left) need to keep hitting on the list. It’s clearly a weak point and there is blood in the water so we need to keep pushing. There are some MAGA that are waking up because of this.
I see your point, but it still feels like press bait to me. Is there any way what gets released can be verified to be authentic? I have seen one or two MAGA supporters speaking out over it, but I have serious doubts they won’t return after a trivial capitulation like this. What I’d love to see is engagement from people who didn’t vote, I want to see protest crowds getting bigger. I understand your frustration, but I think it’s valid to try to absorb the other news as well.
I don’t disagree with trying to absorb other things that wasn’t what was intended sorry if it came off that way.
I think I a piece piece of evidence is that the right wing news orgs are still talking about it after they were told to stop. Their own audiences turned against them enough that they have to keep talking about it. I forget who said it but one said that they trust the people in the white house to take care of it and his own comments dragged him for it.
There are also some people I know personally that have genuinely been shook by this.
Thanks for explaining! That’s very encouraging.
What’s worse than the President of the world’s most influential nation being part of a child sex trafficking scheme? Other than nuclear war, which would be pretty hard to distract people from.
The deportation of democrats and lefties and undesirables and the deaths of those cut off medicaid/care and starving kids, oh, yeah, and the nuclear war.
Back of the mind worry/conspiracy theory:
You really thing trump suddenly changed his mind about putin after 40 years? Trump arms Ukraine, Putin gets mad, nukes a blue state trump fulfills his promise “blue states will disappear from the map”, Q gets their great solar flash of 2025, and welcome to hell.
I guess it doesn’t really need to be something worse – they have full control over the narrative, and the WH clearly won’t actually release anything meaningful, so keeping it in the news is a huge attention magnet with practically no downside. Maybe an extra week of all other news getting buried is worth it. Maybe it’s a favor to that CEO who got caught cheating at a Coldplay concert. I get the impression that when he does something weirdly out-of-character it’s a misdirection, so I’ll look at page two of the news for awhile.
Anyone that already hates Trump isn’t distracted by this. If anything it’s only making people that voted for him become more suspicious of him and take criticism of him more seriously.
This isn’t a distraction. This is Trump absolutely failing to control the narrative with his base for the first real time.
Because even MAGA voters are ok with burning down the government if it’s true that our two party system and the billionaires they work for are literally protecting pedophiles. Which I don’t think many people doubt at this point.
MAGA just had the delusions that somehow the sex pest billionaire was on their side.
they played thier cards to early, tariffs, bbb , ice/deporations now they have nothing to distract MAGA with.
The funny thing is that we are only here BECAUSE they played the Epstein card so early. They could have literally not released anything about it and most of their base would have probably been ok.
They promised a lot and then did a 180. Made them really suspicious.
I see what you mean, and I hope you’re right.
It won’t, they’ll produce a bunch of falsified documents implicating everybody but TACO, and half the country will accept it as gospel.
it would probably be heavily redacted documents, or the same ones that was already released.
Yeah, this sounds like “make me a list that I can use to target the rich people that don’t like me”.
It sure won’t satisfy any of the conspiracy theorists. This has been steeping for too long and imaginations have been running wild. Whatever they produce will never live up to the bombshell people are now expecting.
Grok or openai?
The key word is pertinent:
Pertinent
n. Anything that doesn’t portray Trump in a bad light while simultaneously harming his perceived foes, as determined by Donald J. Trump and/or Pam Bondi at the formers discretion.
Plus, the Grand Jury testimony is only a small fraction of the ‘files’
*a.
