• rozodru@piefed.social
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    19 hours ago

    one of my friends made up a wild story about encasing his sisters pet hamster in concrete after she found his porn stash and told his parents. He didn’t have a sister, he didn’t even have a pet hamster.

    the one I remember I told was that I stole $100 from my moms purse and used it to buy pogs and cigarettes and beer. I was 10.

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      18 hours ago

      That’s hilarious! I don’t know how the priest is able to keep a straight face as the confessions keep getting wilder and wilder!

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        6 hours ago

        yeah I dont’ know either. looking back I know that the Priest knew the majority of the confessions were just bullshit but I guess we were all still technically technically committing a sin by lying and therefore he was still doing his job.