return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 年前House Speaker Mike Johnson says God will punish “depraved” U.S. because more teens identify as LGBTQ+www.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square302fedilinkarrow-up1973arrow-down128
arrow-up1945arrow-down1external-linkHouse Speaker Mike Johnson says God will punish “depraved” U.S. because more teens identify as LGBTQ+www.lgbtqnation.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square302fedilink
minus-squareTheJims@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·2 年前If god existed she’d turn Mike Johnson into a newt.
minus-squareLodespawn@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·2 年前I dunno, newts seem pretty cool, like little wingless water dragons. Couldn’t she maybe turn him into an intestinal worm or something?
If god existed she’d turn Mike Johnson into a newt.
A newt!?
He got better.
Gingrich?
I dunno, newts seem pretty cool, like little wingless water dragons. Couldn’t she maybe turn him into an intestinal worm or something?