Recently, the National Park Service issued a memo barring employees from attending Pride parades in uniform. Official participation appears uncertain, and many LGBQT+ Rangers are feeling defeated.
yall might think i’m joking or being whateverist but there’s a nice thicketed section of the waterfront in Toronto and there always people fucking in there. I used to bike past it on my commute, never saw any women going in. Thought it was just a nice path til I went in and was immediately propositioned. I mean I see the appeal of fucking outside but designated outdoor orgy zones are a little much
Even that’s a little hysterical though to connect to the NPS being dickfighters I suppose.
edit: 34 little bitches who can not read, f, u, c, k, i, n, g! one in the bush, one in the tree, one on the bus right next to me
I didn’t realise fucking in public was this popular IRL. It’s probably not, but anyway, sorry everyone!
Oh, does the NPS not do forests? i guess there can be no possible connection!
Oh, I get it, you want to go and I didn’t tell you where. It’s here! In the Frolicking Trails, i mean you can’t make this shit up. Don’t get me wrong I’d be down there every day if I didn’t already have this other life, now you stop being obtuse and ornery, ya silly bitch.
A connection to random people? Are you actually claiming that US park rangers are traveling to Toronto parks to touch your chest? WTF is wrong with you?
lmao yes that’s what i’m saying. You’re definitely worth talking to - an excellent conversationalist and not at all a boring idiot! Have a great day! bubye
edit: Sorry, that was crotchety of me, but I did ask you to stop being obtuse.
If not wanting to fuck randos in public makes me a homophobe then so be it I guess, I guess all the prostate orgasms I have and all the anal sex I get done to me I suppose just makes me more phobic too, right, you squawking parrot?
QQ
Seriously though I linked the park elsewhere in the thread if you need a hookup
I mean maybe quit fucking in the woods
yall might think i’m joking or being whateverist but there’s a nice thicketed section of the waterfront in Toronto and there always people fucking in there. I used to bike past it on my commute, never saw any women going in. Thought it was just a nice path til I went in and was immediately propositioned. I mean I see the appeal of fucking outside but designated outdoor orgy zones are a little much
Even that’s a little hysterical though to connect to the NPS being dickfighters I suppose.
edit: 34 little bitches who can not read, f, u, c, k, i, n, g! one in the bush, one in the tree, one on the bus right next to me
I didn’t realise fucking in public was this popular IRL. It’s probably not, but anyway, sorry everyone!
What the fuck does a story you made up about people off of a path in Toronto have to do with park rangers in the US? Maybe stop being such a bigot.
Oh, does the NPS not do forests? i guess there can be no possible connection!
Oh, I get it, you want to go and I didn’t tell you where. It’s here! In the Frolicking Trails, i mean you can’t make this shit up. Don’t get me wrong I’d be down there every day if I didn’t already have this other life, now you stop being obtuse and ornery, ya silly bitch.
A connection to random people? Are you actually claiming that US park rangers are traveling to Toronto parks to touch your chest? WTF is wrong with you?
I heard that they put their penises in your ears and sing Lady Gaga.
lmao yes that’s what i’m saying. You’re definitely worth talking to - an excellent conversationalist and not at all a boring idiot! Have a great day! bubye
edit: Sorry, that was crotchety of me, but I did ask you to stop being obtuse.
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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lmao coward ;)
yeah the dude who ran his finger down my chest as I made apologies and tried to retreat was definitely a wakeup call
So one guy flirted with you, and that was your wakeup call to become deeply homophobic?
lmao, poor baby…
If not wanting to fuck randos in public makes me a homophobe then so be it I guess, I guess all the prostate orgasms I have and all the anal sex I get done to me I suppose just makes me more phobic too, right, you squawking parrot?
QQ
Seriously though I linked the park elsewhere in the thread if you need a hookup
Interesting story that didn’t happen outside of your imagination.