Remember, the bodyguard has to succeed every time, the opposition only needs to succeed once.
Or the bodyguard can be super cool just one time…
I don’t know why, but this immediately popped into my head:
Their CEO elaborated: “Did I leave your grandma broke and freezing? Did I start a wildfire that burned your entire town? Come at me, please, so I personally watch you shot dead.”
I have experience in combat shooters. Namely Counter-Strike, ARMA, Squad, Battlefield, and Call of Duty.
Though I fucking hate VIP maps…
Imagine having an escort mission as your daily 9-5 job. 💀
Damn, why does this guy walk so slow all the time…
When your walk speed is too slow but your run speed is too fast.
Just go around the fucking plant you dumb bastard.
This is hilarious to me because I worked for them briefly on a 3mo contract.
It was awful.
I wish them the worst.
