AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agoGoogle is charging its employees $99 a night to stay at its on-campus hotel to help "transition to the hybrid workplace."gizmodo.comexternal-linkmessage-square189fedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down116 cross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmit.online
arrow-up11.03Karrow-down1external-linkGoogle is charging its employees $99 a night to stay at its on-campus hotel to help "transition to the hybrid workplace."gizmodo.comAllonzeeLV@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square189fedilink cross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmit.online
minus-squareJohnDClay@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up38·edit-21 year agoThey just need to implement a full company score! Edit: Meant company store, but I’ll leave the original
minus-squarehappy_camper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·1 year agoThe score is just soulless “lo-fi beats” type of music played all over the grounds to avoid any one person ever having to sit alone with just their thoughts as background noise.
minus-square2scoops@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThen they can start paying in scrip! Just like the robber-barons of old!
minus-squareShard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoHoly hell boss. I thought you meant something like china’s social credit score. Get more points, you get a better chair and OLED screen or even a chance at a promotion. Points go down, you get sent to a shitty cubicle at the far corner of the office. Then a verbal warning, followed by a written warning…
minus-squareShard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoHoly hell boss. I thought you meant something like china’s social credit score. Get more points, you get a better chair and OLED screen or even a chance at a promotion. Points go down, you get sent to a shitty cubicle at the far corner of the office. Then a verbal warning, followed by a written warning…
They just need to implement a full company score!
Edit: Meant company store, but I’ll leave the original
The score is just soulless “lo-fi beats” type of music played all over the grounds to avoid any one person ever having to sit alone with just their thoughts as background noise.
Then they can start paying in scrip! Just like the robber-barons of old!
Holy hell boss.
I thought you meant something like china’s social credit score.
Get more points, you get a better chair and OLED screen or even a chance at a promotion.
Points go down, you get sent to a shitty cubicle at the far corner of the office. Then a verbal warning, followed by a written warning…
Holy hell boss.
I thought you meant something like china’s social credit score.
Get more points, you get a better chair and OLED screen or even a chance at a promotion.
Points go down, you get sent to a shitty cubicle at the far corner of the office. Then a verbal warning, followed by a written warning…