https://global-tetrahedron.com/about
Hmm, I wonder why this shadowy organization sounds so… familiar?
https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Atheonion.com+"global+tetrahedron"
I think it might be safe to file this one under “Good News.” It sounds like everyone kept their jobs and the union is intact.
What exactly is left at G/O media now? Quartz and Gizmodo?
That’s… a very good question, honestly.
What is up with The Root anyway? I get linked articles from them on occasion about some major civil rights issue and they seem well-written and thoughtful and then I go to their page to see what else they’re writing about and it’s all shit like ‘Here’s 10 things to know about yesterday when Cardi B called Lizzo a bitch.’
Ooooh so that’s why all those sites went to shit…
I wish the tetrahedron could bring the AV Club back to its original glory as well, though I know all its best writers are long gone