• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    These queer farmers

    “Got a nice lookin’ crop o’ queer this year, Merle.”

    “Yep, plus we got 12 acres o’ weird in the back 40.”

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      5 months ago

      Hell I put 60 dicks in the dirt last Tuesday and the got damn cum beetles eat em up already. Make me so mad, I could spit stead of swaller