• TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldMEnglish
    3062·
    3 天前

    Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading “Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF”.

    • It’s textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people’s faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
    • The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
    • Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
    • Die mad.
    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
      123·
      3 天前

      die mad

      Fuck I love this site so much more than the “you’ve been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can’t know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users.” site

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.worldEnglish
      9·
      2 天前

      The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.

      It’s still kind of grimly funny if you think about those Ukranians’ opponent being some dumbass who didn’t even get taught how to soldier in a language he understood before he was scraped from the bottom of the barrel and turned into their cannon fodder.

  • Jhex@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    22 小时前

    Apparently he has already been killed. His family got the standard bag of potatoes

  • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.worldEnglish
    204·
    3 天前

    So he was stupid enough to move to Russia, and she was stupid enough to take her kids and go with him.

    As it turns out, being wilfully stupid can be fatal.

      • protist@mander.xyzEnglish
        69·
        3 天前

        He already reproduced. At this point natural selection only cares about the fate of his children

        • Deceptichum@quokk.auEnglish
          14·
          3 天前

          His actions could still impact the offspring’s survival, Thus it would be evolutionary beneficial to not fuck up your offspring’s future by moving to Russia.

        • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldEnglish
          4·
          2 天前

          You can get a DA if your actions lead to your children not reproducing, but generally DAs are not awarded if you kill someone else.

          So if his kids die in a Russian trench before reproducing, he would be eligible for a DA. A this time I’d give him a Honorable Mention at most.

          Edit : Their sons from different marriages opted to stay behind in the US. This would be a HM at best.

  • Sabin10@lemmy.worldEnglish
    101·
    3 天前

    If you belive LGBTQ media is all it will take to turn you gay then you are already gay.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
      12·
      3 天前

      For real! I had my moment of doubt in college, since I wasnt afraid of being gay I gave it a shot. I still don’t really consider myself super straight, but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.

      • D_C@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        11·
        3 天前

        , but I know I’m not into my own bits and pieces.

        Who has touched your bits and pieces more than anyone else? That’s right, YOU!!
        Every single day, multiple times a day, you are there touching them…Cleaning them. Smushing them hither and thither, so it’s about time you faced up to the fact that you need to move to Russia to prove you haven’t caught “The Gay” from all that touching!!!

        ( /s, just in case )

  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    1572·
    3 天前

    Wow, that’s a huge lesson he’s learning, you need to do a little research.

    “The point of this act for me is to earn a place here in Russia,” he told Russian state media last month. “If I risk myself for our new country, no one will say that I am not a part of it. Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”

    Undocumented migrants cannot join the U.S. military during peacetime. A program launched by former President George W. Bush allowed such immigrants to seek citizenship by serving in the military, but that pathway was shuttered during President Donald Trump’s first term.

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
      68·
      3 天前

      Are the migrants wanting handouts he refers to the ones who are working low paying physical jobs that Americans refuse to do, sending most of that money back to their families still in their native countries? What a bunch of freeloaders. /s

    • Ænima@feddit.onlineEnglish
      11·
      2 天前

      As a vet, tRump doing this pissed me off almost as much as anything else he did in his first term. Some of the most ardent service(wo)men I served with were part of this program around 2006-ish. Many of them stayed in past their required terms (which I think had to be 8-years if I’m not mistaken), unlike myself and others looking to get through college debt-free.

      If you’re willing to put your life on the line for a country you aren’t currently a citizen of, you deserve to be a citizen of that country on the other side of that service.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      10·
      2 天前

      "Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”

      Ah, so he has learned the Russian language to a degree at least approaching fluency?

      As has his wife?

      And he has been teaching his kids Russian as well?

      He does, after all, very seriously consider language as a fundamental element of a nation’s culture:

      https://usa.news-pravda.com/usa/2025/06/05/323684.html

      [Regarding Huffman’s stance on the Russo-Ukraine conflict, as of ~6 weeks ago]:

      They took away their language and their religion from these inhabitants. They were oppressed, they tried to suppress their Russian culture. You can’t do that. I believe that the residents of Donbass are full members of a large Russian family. To tell the truth, I can’t fully understand what the Ukrainian government didn’t like, but I think it was just harassing the residents of Donbass. President [of Russia Vladimir] Putin tries to protect those whom he sees as members of his family, his brothers.

      Hey… wait a minute…

      [From another part of the article]:

      … - emphasized the interlocutor of the “First Russian”.

      No, of course he doesn’t speaking any fucking Russian, he’s a dumbass gun nut hyperconservative from Texas, he most likely can barely even speak English.

      Ah you see, Americans who move abroad, no no, they aren’t immigrants… they are ex-pats, which is a totally different thing guys, for real.

      What a fucking idiot.

      I feel bad for his soon to be orphaned kids.

      And dog.

      Not his at least equally stupid wife though.

    • vividspecter@aussie.zoneEnglish
      13·
      3 天前

      And even if they could, it wouldn’t save them, as being “one of the good ones” does nothing to prevent deportation or worse.

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.worldEnglish
    43·
    3 天前

    He gets to die fighting for what he believes in–Oligarchs that don’t give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they’re all poors.

  • TallonMetroid@lemmy.worldEnglish
    123·
    3 天前

    ”It didn’t come as a surprise to me,” she said of his joining the military. “He always spoke so highly of the country, its president, and its people, and he has a strong passion for doing the right thing.”

    That’s a weird way to spell crimes against humanity, but I guess there’s that Texan scholastic excellence for you.

  • fartographer@lemmy.worldEnglish
    72·
    3 天前

    I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn’t met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one “went to shit.” Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that’s why he chose to move to Texas. “God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see.” I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.

    A bad interaction like this shouldn’t ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I’m so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.

    • AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      13·
      3 天前

      Met someone at a dive bar recently that was a raging piece of shit MAGAt and went on and on about hating DEI and how white people deserve equality too…

      …fucking turns out they also work in HR at a company. Sadly I wasn’t able to figure out what company (was hoping to report them). But dear god. Worst HR person ever.

    • jimjam5@lemmy.worldEnglish
      17·
      3 天前

      Another Texan here that was in education but I got out because of people like the one you described (and a general feeling of burn out).

      Sorry to hear that about the interaction and the fact that the guy is integral/HR. I’m sort of amazed that he didn’t change or grow as a person after having traveled and moved around like that, but I guess that goes to show you can’t really teach someone who doesn’t want to learn. Having grown up in Texas I can understand that way of conservative thinking, but luckily thanks to having been exposed to different ways of thinking and cultures, I can never empathize with that kind of thinking. I’m tired at this point and if a republican coworker of mine really wants to fight me over how great their cult is, I’m just gonna turn the cheek and walk away, like I don’t think it’s worth the effort anymore to even engage with them over politics.

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        2 天前

        I met tons of cool people whenever I visited my friends in Texas … but that’s because my friends were lesbian college professors. I never deluded myself into thinking they were typical of people in that state.

  • Agrivar@lemmy.worldEnglish
    862·
    3 天前

    Is it wrong that I hope he gets his ass killed by an American who traveled to Ukraine to join them?

    • spinnetrouble@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      22·
      3 天前

      If he doesn’t get killed by an American fighting for Ukraine, he’s still going to be under fire from weapons from the US. I bet that feels bad.

    • vivalapivo@lemmy.todayEnglish
      11109·
      3 天前

      Yes. Wishing people to die is wrong unless they’re in power. You are an awful person and you should be ashamed of yourself

          • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.worldEnglish
            48·
            3 天前

            Go on, warmonger. Leopards surely won’t bite your face

            Probably not, as they’re not stupid enough to move to Russia.

            • vivalapivo@lemmy.todayEnglish
              153·
              3 天前

              No, as they would be your very peers who wish death on some reason. They’ll find a reason for you. Do you even know how LAMF works?

              • PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                26·
                3 天前

                At the beginning of this thread you told the original commenter to be ashamed for wishing an ironic death to someone who joined the Russian armed forces. Now you think Russians would be their peers? I’m honestly curious what your personal viewpoint is at this point

                • vivalapivo@lemmy.todayEnglish
                  322·
                  3 天前

                  I may have messed this up.

                  The story goes like this (exaggerating, biased, etc…):

                  They: haha, hope they’ll die

                  Me: (moralizing) do not wish death on the internet

                  They: you’re so soft, I ban you

                  Me: (arrogantly) do it, but your peers (supporters in this thread) will find a reason for hoping that you die

              • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.worldEnglish
                16·
                3 天前

                No, as they would be your very peers who wish death on some reason.

                Since I’m not in a fascist distoortion field, I don’t envision myself falling in love with the idea of moving to Russia. So there’s a zero percent chance of my very peers being a bunch of Russians.

                For funzies, come up with a plausible scenario that would actually worry me.

                They’ll find a reason for you.

                See above. Paint a picture that would actually make me give a fuck about your point.

                Do you even know how LAMF works?

                Yes. A bit earlier, I was taking the piss out of some dumb-ass from Texas and his stupid wife, who are in the middle of a LAMF situation as we speak.

      • GeriatricGambino@lemmy.worldEnglish
        201·
        3 天前

        If he actually goes to the frontline to participate in assaults, he’ll be in a position of power to kill Ukrainian soldiers and medics who are only trying to defend their country from an invasion. So personally, yes I do hope for him (or any of his invading “comrades”) to die before he gets the opportunity to kill any Ukrainians living their lives in their own fucking country, and I feel zero shame about it nor do see why someone would.

      • don@lemmy.caEnglish
        192·
        3 天前

        You are an awful person and you should be ashamed of yourself

        Let’s see if that works. You’re an idiot and you should feel stupid for being an idiot.

        Did it work? Do you feel stupid for being an idiot? No?!

        Didn’t think so, but you’re still an idiot.

        • vivalapivo@lemmy.todayEnglish
          55·
          3 天前

          Well, no, I feel stupid for starting all this and yes, I’m still an idiot for reasons you don’t know about me

      • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.worldEnglish
        13·
        3 天前

        He had the power to sit his ass at home and not join the Russian military. But his homophobia drove him across the world and into Putins meat grinder. Sucks for him and his family, but he had every opportunity to not make that decision.

      • MotoAsh@lemmy.worldEnglish
        131·
        3 天前

        Nono you see, your understanding of the situation is just misinformed idiotry.

        This man is GOING to die in Ukraine. Wanting it to be an American on the Ukraine side to do it is merely wishing for a higher level of irony.

        • vivalapivo@lemmy.todayEnglish
          214·
          3 天前

          I like the theme of idiotry. Let’s unpack.

          This guy’s an idiot. For whatever reason, let’s not focus on the MAGA stuff here. I’m an idiot because I try to moralize somewhere in Lemmy. You’re an idiot, because you support another idiot who’s hoping someone they don’t know die, while arguing with the me-idiot about guy-idiot.

          What do we have, if we assume that we’re all idiots? Since you’re less of an idiot among us all, you’ll draw the picture

          • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.worldEnglish
            8·
            3 天前

            Dude, you have way too much time on your hands. Go touch grass and stop arguing with people on the internet. I promise you’ll be happier.

          • MotoAsh@lemmy.worldEnglish
            4·
            3 天前

            No, you’re yet again being an idiot for failing to understand that noone in this particular thread has explicitly wished for his death, just wished for specific details of it. You are yet again being a complete moron for failing to realize the facts of reality.

            This man is going to die. Regardless of you. Regardless of the other person. This man is GOING to die in Ukraine. Wishing for it to be an American is AUGMENTING that, not desiring it outright.

            Now please, learn how to read before you continue to embarass yourself.

            P.S. You’re specifically NOT moral for defending a piece of trash deciding to go to a far more dangerous place and suffering the consequences.

      • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        2 天前

        Nah. There’s plenty of shit people on this planet, and I have no shame in wishing that most of them weren’t.

    • Sunflier@lemmy.worldEnglish
      9·
      2 天前

      Nothing of value was lost when he moved away. Nothing of value will be lost when his corpse is left rotting in a field.

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.worldEnglish
    66·
    3 天前

    Huffman, a native Texan, brought his wife, three daughters, and their family Husky, “Baby,” with him to Russia. The couple also has three sons from prior marriages who opted to remain in the United States.

    The 3 sons are smarter that mom and dad. I hope mom wises up fast enough to get the daughters out. Dad is not long for this world.

  • Machinist@lemmy.worldEnglish
    471·
    3 天前

    My entire family just laughed our asses off at this. For real, we’re all hanging out in the living room.

    I moved my family away from MAGAt hell last year due fear for their lives.

    I hope a Ukraninan drone drops a grenade on top of him and he dies screaming while he tries to hold his guts in.